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Trisha gasps in dismay when she sees her two children sitting in the kitchen floor. Positioned behind Alphonse, Edward quickly hides a pair of scissors behind his back, the movement lifting his leg enough to reveal goldenrod hair piled underneath.


They both look at her with timorous expressions.

Later that day finds the woman combing her elder son's hair, having already thoroughly lectured him about what he did to Al being wrong, even if the younger had consented.

That's when she notices it.

"Ed, when you were cutting your brother's hair, did you cut some of your own, too?"

"Nuh-uh," the child denies easily.

The mother frowns. "Edward, now don't lie to me. Did you also cut your hair?"


"You're not in any more trouble. I just want you to tell the truth."

"I didn't."

"Now, young man, I said you won't get in trouble, but you're about to if you insist on lying to me. This is your last chance."

"I'm not lying, Mom!"

Trisha exasperatedly demands, "Then would you explain to me how you got these big whacked-off places in your hair!"

With all the seriousness a five year-old possesses, the blond answers, "Al did it."
Based on a true story that happened to me when I was little.

I just felt like writing another double drabble. Familial stuff is so cute!

:bulletpink:You can also read this fic on my account, here. Here it is on my AO3.

Fullmetal Alchemist and all related characters Hiromu Arakawa
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FullmetalPain Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Student Artist
this is how you do it 1. cut yourself with a knife 2. hand it to your brother or sister 3. when mom or dad comes in and says what did you do?
4. deny when they ask if you did it. and 4. say when they ask you the last time say ____ did it.
DarkChi13 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012
That is so adorible and cute haha
TheSleepingNeko Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:aww: Tee-hee, thanks.
DarkChi13 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
You're welcome :D
SuzakuGirl13 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I cut my hair at school in kindergarten. It was only the ends of my though. But the teacher found it, and with as much seriousness as she could manage, very sincerely told me not to do it again.
TheSleepingNeko Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha, I showed that to my sis and we both lol'd. :XD:
SuzakuGirl13 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol, nice. xD After the kindergarten teacher told me not to cut my hair, I had my friend Hannah do it. My excuse was: "You never said someone else couldn't cut my hair."
TheSleepingNeko Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Smart. :thumbsup:
SuzakuGirl13 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes lol
TheSleepingNeko Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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